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Get me a beer. I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer! — Prince Philip

Trump doesn’t place tariffs, again. The right is happy, again, for something that never even happened, again. At least Trump is consistent!

So Stevey Mnuchin was trotted out today

– his turn on the chopping block –

#KarateChop

Does everyone remember how we’re about to be in a trade war with China?

I know there’s a lot going on, but something to keep in mind.

Anyway, “intensive” trade talks are going on

And planned tariffs are off the table

(in an attempt to win back the farm vote fyi)

And we’ve totally backed down on the $200 billion more China would be buying

So it’s like nothing ever happened

Again!

Except everyone is more pissed off

Again!

As long as the deal is “strong” or “tough” I think we’ll be gucci

Oh well

Just remember

Everything is terrible!

Thanks, Steve!