Has anyone seen Sarah Plain recently? No, thank God. But I’m sure she’s spitting some truth at a NRA conference near you. In this recurring series, we will search for Sarah (and Bristol) and try to find out Where in the World is Sarah Palin.
We need to begin our hunt for Sarah at the beginning
In the shitty little town that started this whole fucking mess
Welcome to Wasilla!
Where she became Mayor in 1992
How you doing, Bill 🙂
Is she in Wasilla?
Fine, next she became the governor of Alaska
Did you know that Alaska is bigger than North and South America combined
Is she in Alaska?
No one has seen her here since 2009
Oh I know! Is she with John McCain?
No, she is not with John McCain.
Where could she be??
Oh, she’s just posting on Facebook
She’s been on Facebook
Thank God she’s not Vice-President
Now we just have this guy