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You’re garbage. Go put yourself in the trash. – Dan, coworker (different from the one on the landing page)

I guess no Nobel Prize for Donald Trump due to made up qualifications for something that never even happened

Donald Trump isn’t going to win the Nobel Prize

I’m in tears

Bawling really

#November9th

So a bunch of #sycophants (let’s get that trending, @JohnOliver – DM me) nominated Trump for the prize

But like

They said it was for Korea

Which TBH looked pretty good at the time

The South and the North agreed to end the war

Trump was going to meet with Kim

Or Chairman Un as Mike Pompeo would say

Sorry, Secretary Pompeo

But then Kim totally played everyone as was obvious

And has backed the fuck up

And Trump looks like a fool on the global stage

*still looks like

Now the US has treated Kim as an equal

And been open to maybe removing troops from the peninsula

Is that true?

#FakeNews

See you later, Little Rocket Man