Welcome to today’s daily gif. The biggest stories of the day in the way that keeps your attention the best.
You’re garbage. Go put yourself in the trash. – Dan, coworker (different from the one on the landing page)
I guess no Nobel Prize for Donald Trump due to made up qualifications for something that never even happened
Donald Trump isn’t going to win the Nobel Prize
I’m in tears
Bawling really
#November9th
So a bunch of #sycophants (let’s get that trending, @JohnOliver – DM me) nominated Trump for the prize
But like
They said it was for Korea
Which TBH looked pretty good at the time
The South and the North agreed to end the war
Trump was going to meet with Kim
Or Chairman Un as Mike Pompeo would say
Sorry, Secretary Pompeo
But then Kim totally played everyone as was obvious
And has backed the fuck up
And Trump looks like a fool on the global stage
*still looks like
Now the US has treated Kim as an equal
And been open to maybe removing troops from the peninsula
Is that true?
#FakeNews
See you later, Little Rocket Man