Welcome to today’s daily gif. The biggest stories of the day in the way that keeps your attention the best.
They see pictures, they say, ‘Goals,’ bitch, I’m who they tryna be — Cardi B.
Is New Jersey the new New York? No, but it’s getting pretty liberal
The failing New York Times postulated something fun today:
New Jersey is back – lefter and more Marxist than ever before
Who misses Chris Christie?
Wait, isn’t he Attorney General?
That’s this potential Roy Moore favorite:
There’s going to be free community college for some families
More money for public transit
And expanded pre-K
It’s gonna cost more money though….
… which is fine because we pay taxes for the government to then provide services
Good for New Jersey!
Is Don Jr. guilty of collusion with Russia? Is he smart enough to be able to collude?
Politico put out a piece today showing Don Jr. was up to some shady shit
Not surprising. He’s my least favorite of the Trumps.
Apparently Don Jr. and his team tried to coordinate stories about the infamous Trump Tower meeting
Not fishy at all
Really begs some deep questions
So the whole crew was to get dirt on you-know-who
And lied about it
Now they’ve been colluding (see what I did there) with each other
Will this lie matter?
No, nothing matters anymore.
P.S. I totally called North Korea pulling out