The Daily Gif: 5.16.18

Welcome to today’s daily gif. The biggest stories of the day in the way that keeps your attention the best.

They see pictures, they say, ‘Goals,’ bitch, I’m who they tryna be — Cardi B.

Is New Jersey the new New York? No, but it’s getting pretty liberal

The failing New York Times postulated something fun today:

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New Jersey is back – lefter and more Marxist than ever before

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Who misses Chris Christie?

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No, one.

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Wait, isn’t he Attorney General?

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NOPE!

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That’s this potential Roy Moore favorite:

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There’s going to be free community college for some families

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More money for public transit

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And expanded pre-K

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It’s gonna cost more money though….

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… which is fine because we pay taxes for the government to then provide services

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Good for New Jersey!

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Is Don Jr. guilty of collusion with Russia? Is he smart enough to be able to collude?

Politico put out a piece today showing Don Jr. was up to some shady shit

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Not surprising. He’s my least favorite of the Trumps.

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Go, Tiffany!

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Apparently Don Jr. and his team tried to coordinate stories about the infamous Trump Tower meeting

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Not fishy at all

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Really begs some deep questions

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So the whole crew was to get dirt on you-know-who

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Hay, Hill!

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And lied about it

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Now they’ve been colluding (see what I did there) with each other

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Will this lie matter?

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No, nothing matters anymore.

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P.S. I totally called North Korea pulling out

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